Alright here is a little back story before I get to the good stuff. C works nights as a security guard at the local hospital. Across the street is the old hospital that is really kinda niffty and abandoned so alot of teens come there to party and crap. I like it cause it's an old asylum and I am pissed they are tearing it down but I digress.
Like I said a lot of people show up and they park in the parking lot when they aren't allowed. So last night when he was on patrol he came across a car parked under a street light with the overhead light on and he saw that someone was in the passanger seat and he could kind see another person. Once he pulls up next to them he sees a guy with his face between this girl's legs and her legs over his shoulders. They gave lame excuses about looking for a friend's house and crap. So here is the conversation I had with him this morning.
" So he was looking for the friend's house in her vagina?"
" I don't know."
" That really doesn't say much about the girl. I mean you gotta be loose to hide a whole house in your vagina."
" I think he said something about a map."
" Still not good. I mean if you keep a map in there it will be wet and sticky. I wonder if the flashlight was in there too. That's why they needed to be under the light with another light on."
" You are a nut case."
" And to top it off he was looking with his face." Cue my fit of laughter.
" Go to sleep dear."
There is more but that is the basics of it all.
You know I am so lucky that I have people in my life that get my sense of humour. I'd be lost without them.
Like I said a lot of people show up and they park in the parking lot when they aren't allowed. So last night when he was on patrol he came across a car parked under a street light with the overhead light on and he saw that someone was in the passanger seat and he could kind see another person. Once he pulls up next to them he sees a guy with his face between this girl's legs and her legs over his shoulders. They gave lame excuses about looking for a friend's house and crap. So here is the conversation I had with him this morning.
" So he was looking for the friend's house in her vagina?"
" I don't know."
" That really doesn't say much about the girl. I mean you gotta be loose to hide a whole house in your vagina."
" I think he said something about a map."
" Still not good. I mean if you keep a map in there it will be wet and sticky. I wonder if the flashlight was in there too. That's why they needed to be under the light with another light on."
" You are a nut case."
" And to top it off he was looking with his face." Cue my fit of laughter.
" Go to sleep dear."
There is more but that is the basics of it all.
You know I am so lucky that I have people in my life that get my sense of humour. I'd be lost without them.
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